9 to 5, solutions engineer. 5 to 9, I build AI systems nobody asked for. Weekends, I argue with my AI agents. They usually win.
Same words, every deck, for a year straight. You're bored of them. So am I.
Everyone in this room is feeling something different right now.
One room, every emotion at once. Now hand all of it to a machine.
You have seen three slides. What questions are in your head right now?
Ask a decision. Never a topic.
Emotions and AI, in one place. That is the whole idea.
A student in Beijing, twenty years old.
He kept asking one question.
What will a crowd actually do?
He could not buy a crowd.
So he wrote one, in ten days.
Then he gave it away for free.
Strategy teams rehearse bad news.
Engineers copy how it is built.
71,000 people starred it.
Comms teams test a launch before it ships.
Researchers interview an agent like a person.
One team ran it against live betting markets.
One student. Nine months. Free to clone.
Analysts No benchmarks. No accuracy number. One post calls it overhyped.
Nobody paid for these. They just ran it.
The paid side published its accuracy. The free side has not, yet.
Fake people. Real argument.
The quiet ones bought the tickets. The loud ones just posted.
I named none of these. One page of news did.